Random Bits: America the Dull Boy

In Patriotic Technicolor!

Original Post: Arthur Levesque
Wackylaced by: Blackhawk
Double-laced by: Lori the Taet


Note the quoting: Arthur's original, The Shining-esque post consisted of "All work
and no play makes Jack a dull boy," over and over again. Blackhawk wackylaced
it by inserting "Two wrongs don't make a right," over and over again. Lori added
a collection of famous American quotations to complete the work.


From:         80s_child@bigmailbox.net (Lori)
Newsgroups:   alt.fan.tom-servo
Subject:      Re: Random Bits - TGIF
Date:         Tue, 26 Feb 2002 02:42:15 GMT
Organization: Cubicle #14
Message-ID:   <3c7af527.10481899@news.erols.com>
"Plain, Simple, Blackhawk." <janosprohaska@earthlink.net> wrote about a third
of the following:

>In article <a55tea$4uvph$1@ID-75701.news.dfncis.de>, Arthur Levesque 
>wrote *some* of these words:
>
>>      All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes
>a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make 
 Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall.  Ask not what your country can do for
>> Jack a dull boy.  All work[1] and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and
>two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make and
 it all depends on what your definition of "is" is.  I have a dream that
>> no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
>Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right when you say:
 Read my lips, no new taxes!  The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
>> All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a
>right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a 
 God bless America.  I did *not* have sexual relations with that
>> dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play 
>T don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs is what 
 I sing.  Land where my fathers died, land of the pilgrims' pride
>> makes Jack a dull boy.
>>      All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes 
>a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make that dork
 be all you can be.  I regret that I have but one life to live for
>> Jack a dull boy.  "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and 
>two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. 2 wrongs &
 a chicken in every pot.  The ballot is stronger than the bullet, and
>> no play makes Jack a dull boy."
>>      All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes
>a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make 
 an Axis of Evil.  That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for
>> Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no 
>wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. 2wrongs when I 
 am not a crook.  They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little 
>> play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All
>wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. 2 wrongs don't 
 fire until you see the whites of their eyes.  I cannot tell a lie:
>> work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a 
>right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a 
 red, white, and blue.  Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a
>> dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play 
>don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs suck and 
 in God we trust.  Semper Fidelis.  We the People of the United States
>> makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work 
>don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs 
 gave proof through the night that our flag was still there,
>> and no play makes Jack a dull boy.[2]
>>      All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
>       Two wrongs don't make a right.
     United we stand.
>> 
>>      All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes 
>Two wrongs and don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make
 liberty and justice for all.  America, America, God shed his grace on
>> Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no
>wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't 
 spell POTATOE.  To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of 
>> play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All
>Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't  
 determine who is right - only who is left.  Four score and seven years ago,
>> work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a 
>right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a 
 separation of church & state.  Oh, I'm just a bill, and I'm sitting here on
>> dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play
>don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs when I play
 is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.  Freedom of speech
>> makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
>Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right.
 This note is legal tender for all debts, public and private.
>>      All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes
>a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make that dork
 proud to be an American.  From the Halls of Montezuma, to the shores of
>> Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no
>wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. 2 wrongs don't 
 tread on me.  When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for 
>> play makes Jack a dull boy.[3]  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
>Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. 2 wrongs and
 all men are created equal.  We hold these truths to be self-evident, that
>> All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a
>right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a 
 land of the free and the home of the brave.  Speak softly and carry a big
>> dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play 
>don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. 2 wrongs don't work &
 the buck stops here.  Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
>> makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work
>is wrong and don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. 2 wrongs 
 invented the Internet.  Liberty cannot be preserved without general knowledge
>> and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull
>right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a 
 government of the people, by the people, for the people.  Uncle Sam wants YOU,
>> boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes 
>a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make 
 America, and to the Republic for which it stands: one nation, under
>> Jack a dull boy.
>>      All work and no play makes Jack[4] a dull boy.  All work and no play
>don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs & bacon 
 cannot endure permanently half slave and half free.  The Stars and Stripes
>> makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work 
>don't make a right. 2 wrongs don't make right. 2 wrongs don't make right,
 but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.  My fellow Americans
>> and no play makes Jack a dull boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull 
>2 wrongs don't make a right. 2 wrongs don't make a right. 2 wrongs make a
 life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.  Give me liberty, or give me
>> boy.  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Thank you, and good night.



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Lori

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