Random Bits: America the Dull Boy
In Patriotic Technicolor!
Original Post: Arthur Levesque
Wackylaced by: Blackhawk
Double-laced by: Lori the Taet
Color scheme inspired by: Bill Beal
Note the quoting: Arthur's original, The Shining-esque
post consisted of "All work
and no play makes Jack a dull boy," over and over again. Blackhawk wackylaced
it by inserting "Two wrongs don't make a right," over and over again. Lori added
a collection of famous American quotations to complete the work.
From: 80s_child@bigmailbox.net (Lori) Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo Subject: Re: Random Bits - TGIF Date: Tue, 26 Feb 2002 02:42:15 GMT Organization: Cubicle #14 Message-ID: <3c7af527.10481899@news.erols.com> |
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"Plain, Simple, Blackhawk." <janosprohaska@earthlink.net> wrote about a third
of the following:
>In article <a55tea$4uvph$1@ID-75701.news.dfncis.de>, Arthur Levesque
>wrote *some* of these words:
>
>> All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes
>a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make
Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall. Ask not what your country can do for
>> Jack a dull boy. All work[1] and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and
>two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make and
it all depends on what your definition of "is" is. I have a dream that
>> no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
>Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right when you say:
Read my lips, no new taxes! The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
>> All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a
>right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a
God bless America. I did *not* have sexual relations with that
>> dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play
>T don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs is what
I sing. Land where my fathers died, land of the pilgrims' pride
>> makes Jack a dull boy.
>> All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes
>a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make that dork
be all you can be. I regret that I have but one life to live for
>> Jack a dull boy. "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and
>two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. 2 wrongs &
a chicken in every pot. The ballot is stronger than the bullet, and
>> no play makes Jack a dull boy."
>> All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes
>a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make
an Axis of Evil. That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for
>> Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no
>wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. 2wrongs when I
am not a crook. They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little
>> play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All
>wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. 2 wrongs don't
fire until you see the whites of their eyes. I cannot tell a lie:
>> work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a
>right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a
red, white, and blue. Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a
>> dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play
>don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs suck and
in God we trust. Semper Fidelis. We the People of the United States
>> makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work
>don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs
gave proof through the night that our flag was still there,
>> and no play makes Jack a dull boy.[2]
>> All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
> Two wrongs don't make a right.
United we stand.
>>
>> All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes
>Two wrongs and don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make
liberty and justice for all. America, America, God shed his grace on
>> Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no
>wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't
spell POTATOE. To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of
>> play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All
>Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't
determine who is right - only who is left. Four score and seven years ago,
>> work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a
>right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a
separation of church & state. Oh, I'm just a bill, and I'm sitting here on
>> dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play
>don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs when I play
is one of the most effective means of preserving peace. Freedom of speech
>> makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
>Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right.
This note is legal tender for all debts, public and private.
>> All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes
>a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make that dork
proud to be an American. From the Halls of Montezuma, to the shores of
>> Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no
>wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. 2 wrongs don't
tread on me. When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for
>> play makes Jack a dull boy.[3] All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
>Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. 2 wrongs and
all men are created equal. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that
>> All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a
>right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a
land of the free and the home of the brave. Speak softly and carry a big
>> dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play
>don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. 2 wrongs don't work &
the buck stops here. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
>> makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work
>is wrong and don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. 2 wrongs
invented the Internet. Liberty cannot be preserved without general knowledge
>> and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull
>right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a
government of the people, by the people, for the people. Uncle Sam wants YOU,
>> boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes
>a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make
America, and to the Republic for which it stands: one nation, under
>> Jack a dull boy.
>> All work and no play makes Jack[4] a dull boy. All work and no play
>don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs & bacon
cannot endure permanently half slave and half free. The Stars and Stripes
>> makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work
>don't make a right. 2 wrongs don't make right. 2 wrongs don't make right,
but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time. My fellow Americans
>> and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull
>2 wrongs don't make a right. 2 wrongs don't make a right. 2 wrongs make a
life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Give me liberty, or give me
>> boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Thank you, and good night.
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Lori
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